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i write bad jokes and sing too loud. maci. eighteen. college athlete and professional mattress surfer.


everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

what if half of that half is a half virgin 

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if you’re a writer your sexts must be amazing

(Source: dorkiestprincess, via trust)

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Someone sent me this picture of Taylor Swift with her cat. I know she is a celebrity but I really think she’s setting a bad example by popularizing this breed. If you want a pet, there are lots of cats at your local shelter that are probably a lot softer, cuter and also not as damp.

Things that are good about cats
soft fur
cute face
fluffy tail
This cat fails on all levels